Bound to please!
Is your wardrobe giving you writer’s block? Are you lost in the stacks, searching for the perfect denouement to your outfit? Word. Shelve those tragic thoughts - we’ve got you covered with this spine-tingling accessory! Whether you’re a bibliophile, a writer, or in a chapter all your own, this inspirational charm will speak volumes at your next book club. This novel design is sure to be a bestseller, so reserve yours today to ensure a happy ending!
GET YOUR SPACE ON!
Ready to sail your starship across the sea of stars? We’ve got you covered - in galaxies! Behold the latest additions for your southern hemisphere: the whirlpool galaxy M51, the cigar galaxy M82, the barred spiral galaxy NGC-1300, and the “Spanish Dancer”, a spiral galaxy designated NGC-1566. While the closest of them is 12 million light years away, you’ll be starstruck with this beauty in your orbit! FTL drive not included.
The ultimate loop for your hair!
Our fans are our BFFs, so when they ask for something new, our boundless devotion knows no limits! You’ll get endless compliments in this math-inspired hair barrette that shows off the everlasting awesomeness of one of our favorite mathematical concepts. Whether you’re a fan of the ouroboros, the möbius or the infinite variations in-between, let this hair accessory symbolize your never-ending love for the eternal!
NOW IN CIRCULATION!
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You'll love it to the moon and back!
Once in a blue moon, a truly awesome necklace comes along. Our moon was formed as a result of a collision known as the Big Whack after a giant object hit Earth 4.6 billion years ago. Where you see a man in the moon or a bunny, our fabulous satellite continues to inspire humankind and gives wolves something to howl at. This necklace glows in the dark so you can appreciate the glowing celestial beauty at nighttime.