Anglerfish Custom Unisex T-Shirt

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Behold the terrifying maw of Melanocetus Johnsonii, aka the Humpback Anglerfish, living its entire life in the eternal darkness of the deep ocean, save for the bioluminescent bacteria that live in symbiosis with the creature on the tip of its ghostly esca. This deadly beacon invites prey to drift through a row of terrible curved teeth into digestive oblivion! Grab one before they’re all gobbled up.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 ½ 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

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