Adults Skirts
Moon & Stars Glow-in-the-Dark A-Line Skirt
$29.99
YOU'LL LOVE IT TO THE MOON AND BACK!
If you are over the moon with lunar awe, it's time to phase in this out-of-this-world design. This gorgeous glow-in-the-dark moon phases skirt will surely illuminate your style as today's astronomy-inspired must-have! This Moon skirt is a simple but unique statement piece.
To activate glow-in-the-dark ink, expose the garment to direct light for 20 minutes.
This black, organic cotton, a-line skirt features a glow-in-the-dark stars all-over-design with a phases of the moon print in the front! Available in adult sizes XS-5X.
Product Specifications
- Black, Moon & Stars Glow-in-the-Dark Adult Skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
Poe's "The Raven" A-Line Skirt
$29.99
THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
Behold our tribute to Edgar Allan Poe’s poem “The Raven”, sure to manifest the rapt attention of your literature nerds of a feather! Equally suitable for both an investigation on a midnight dreary and a toast at a brunch delightful, we’re certain this design will inspire either merriment or melancholy (depending on your preference). Obtain one before they’re nevermore! Bust of Pallas not included.
Product Specifications
- Mauve Poe's "The Raven" a-line adult skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
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Arecibo Message A-Line Midi Skirt
$19.99 $29.99
Feeling alone?
We know there’s somebody out there who’s gonna love this design! This astronomy-inspired print depicts the interstellar message that was created by Frank Drake and Carl Sagan. It was broadcast from the Arecibo Radio Telescope in Puerto Rico to whomever might be listening… in the globular star cluster M13, about 25,000 light years away! This pixely code contains basic information about humanity and Earth, including DNA, our solar system, and even a blocky-looking person. Here on Earth, it’s sure to communicate your fascination with the search for extraterrestrial life!
This organic cotton, midi skirt has functional pockets with a design featuring an all-over-print arecibo design. Available in adult's sizes XS-5X.
Product Specifications
- Arecibo message a-line women's midi skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Screen-printed with a teal, seafoam green, arecibo all-over-print design
- This midi skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Proofreading Marks A-Line Skirt
Sold Out $29.99
STYLE AND ERROR!
Can editing be fashionable? Case closed - unless we’re mistaken, we’ve got proof! We got out our red pen and blue pencil to draft the correct look for the irreplaceable proofreader in your life. Sure, we’ve all got spell check, but the classics never go out of style. Will this bold design improve your own copy? Maybe you should run that by your editor first. Just don’t ask them about Clippy!
Product Specifications
- 1x Black proofreading marks adult a-line skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Screen-printed featuring all-over-print red proofreading marks design on black background
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Sentence Diagrams Maxi Skirt
$39.99
SUBJECTS OF INTEREST!
Behold our tribute to the sentence diagram, a method designed for better understanding both word function and order, developed in the late 1800s. Its value to learning has been debated ever since, but it’s still in use today. The featured quotes were chosen by Svaha fans: adorn yourself in the youthful idealism of Anne, the satirical wit of Elizabeth, the dauntless strength of Hermia, and the unshakable faith of the Red Queen!
Product Specifications
- Sentence Diagram adult maxi skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Screen-printed featuring all-over-print sentence diagrams design on purple background
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Fractions Print A-Line Skirt
$19.99 $29.99
FINAL SALE - RETURN FOR STORE CREDIT ONLY
CAKE OR PIE?
Either way, we’ve saved the best piece for you. Behold our simple salute to the fraction for your upper and lower halves! At least half of our fans have been requesting more mathematical apparel, and the feeling is reciprocal - but we calculate the other two-fourths will love it as well. Ready for some properly radical expression? Grab one before they’re 100% gone!
Product Specifications
- Sky blue, polka dot, flared adult skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Screen-printed design features all-over-print fractions on sky blue background
- Tagless
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Preshrunk
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Imported
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Rock Layers Maxi Skirt
$39.99
Get deep!
Feeling pressure to keep your wardrobe from eroding? Ready to rock some new layers? Slide into the lithosphere with a dress inspired by the literal bedrock of human civilization - a cross section of the strata! In theory, you’d dig wearing it at the quarry, but maybe take that advice with a grain of salt. Will it lead to a regression of fashion transgressions? Of quartz it will! Pick and field book not included.
Product Specifications
- Rock Layers adult's maxi skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
Constellations Glow-in-the-Dark Maxi Skirt
$39.99
Reach for the stars in this elegant, glowing, celestial skirt!
The wondrous night sky has inspired generations of humans to imagine what lies beyond. We made this skirt as an homage the amazing Cartographer of the Universe, Margaret Geller. She has spent her lifetime dedicated to the unthinkable task of mapping the universe to understand the patterns of galaxies we see today!
This black, astronomy-inspired skirt was designed to capture the magnificence of the stars at night. The stylish maxi skirt features functional pockets and glow-in-the-dark constellations all-over-print design. Available in adults' size XS-5X. You’ll feel like a shooting star in this gorgeous skirt!
To activate glow-in-the-dark ink, expose the garment to direct light for 20 minutes.
Product Specifications
- Constellations glow-in-the-dark adult's maxi skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Typewriter Keys Polka Dots A-Line Skirt
$29.99
WE KNOW YOUR TYPE!
Have you been hunting and pecking for a gift to the stenographer in your life? Or just getting keyed up for your next offline vacation? Put on your best typeface in this smart skirt! You might swear by your laptop, but for the old-school writer there's no matching the joyful clackity-clack of the classic keyboard. Ready to become a font of inspiration? Write on!
This skirt has a repeating print of polka dots featuring vintage typewriter keys.
Product Specifications
- Black and yellow, polka dot, a-line adult skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Screen-printed with all-over-print typewriter keys polka dots design
- Tagless
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Preshrunk
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Imported
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Ginkgo Leaves Maxi Skirt
$34.99
THE TREE THAT NEVER LEAVES!
Ginkgo bilboa (sometimes incorrectly spelled/pronounced “gingko”) is one of the oldest, hardiest plants still around - 270 million years and thriving - and some even survived the nuclear attack on Hiroshima in 1945! Our design depicts the ginkgo’s autumn leaves, falling forever down your own trunk. If you haven’t “botany” of our dresses yet, now’s the time to branch out!
Product Specifications
- Ginkgo Leaves adult's maxi skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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International Phonetic Symbols Polka Dots A-Line Skirt
$29.99
SOUND OFF! ˈStrʌgəlɪŋ tu bi ˌʌndərˈstʊd? We hear you! This design is a shout-out to our lexicographers, linguists and language educators, featuring the International Phonetic Alphabet. Devised in the late 1800s as a means of helping teach students how to read and pronounce words in many languages, it’s expanded and evolved in to the powerful tool we use today. This one will have everyone talking!
Product Specifications
- Royal blue with white polka dots flared skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Screen-printed with international phonetic symbols polka dot design
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Circle of Fifths A-Line Skirt
$29.99
Set the tone!
Singing the blues? Need a major wardrobe change? Our staff agrees - this skirt is key! Find your composure amidst an aleatoric world in this noteworthy design depicting the circle of fifths, an elegant tool musicians use to describe and understand pitch as easily as A-B-C. “Trill” your friends and fans alike, or wander solo with headphones - you’ll have no treble looking sharp, regardless of your forte!
Product Specifications
- Black Circle of Fifths flared women's skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
Chemistry Lab Maxi Skirt
$34.99 $39.99
Are you made of copper & tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!
Let's face it - science is awesome! This design was created to celebrate our love research science and the joys of the lab. Does titration get you excited? Do you love dropping the base? Celebrate your love for the lab. You will have alkynes of fun wearing this science-inspired maxi skirt featuring functional pockets.
Product Specifications
- Chemistry Lab women's maxi skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Arithmetic Symbols Polka Dots A-Line Skirt
$29.99
Math appeal!
Feeling divided about what to wear? Looking for the perfect expression of your calculating personality? Perhaps this is the solution! We’ve had multiple requests for more positive designs - it would be irrational to ignore them. This math-inspired design adds up to the right balance of form and function - chances are null that your fans won’t increase exponentially! Ready to sine up for one? Hurry, our stock is finite!
This skirt has a repeating print of polka dots featuring the the four basic binary operators of elementary arithmetic - addition, subtraction, multiplication and division symbols.
Product Specifications
- Black, polka dot, flared adult skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Skirt material made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Screen-printed with all-over-print arithmetic symbols polka dot design
- Tagless
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Preshrunk
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Imported
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Book Spines A-Line Midi Skirt
$29.99
Being a bookworm is very much in style!
Whether fighting a dragon in a far away castle or traveling forward in time, cracking open a book can take you to a whole new world. Playfully adorned with colorful bookends, this design was inspired by a real-life librarian and designed with loyal readers in mind. This skirt artfully flows into a lively bookshelf that is sure to elicit the imagination of any woman who loves to read, both in and outside of the lines. It is outfitted with pockets, perfect for storing all sorts of secrets.
This organic cotton, midi skirt has functional pockets with a design featuring bookends sitting on a shelf. Available in adult's sizes XS-5X.
Product Specifications
- Book Spines flared women's skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- This midi skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Machine-washable
- Preshrunk
- Tagless
- Imported
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Sheet Music Flared Skirt
$19.99 $29.99
Get ready to look Sharp in this gorgeous, musical skirt!
Start your day off on a high note in this music-inspired skirt! Having a chic skirt as an addition to your wardrobe is key. We created this stylish skirt, embellished with the notes of a joyful tune. This skirt will have you hitting the stage, streets, or work looking sharp. The flared, A-line composition is both functional and elegant. Your outfit will never fall flat in this flowy, feminine skirt! The music featured in the design is an original composition from one of our talented, young customers!
This off-white adults skirt features an elasticated waistband and functional pockets. The skirt is printed with joyful, original music written by a customer! It is available in size XXS-5XL.
Product Specifications
- Beige flared skirt
- Flattering, 2-inch thick elastic waistband
- Made from 100% organic cotton
- Manufactured using eco-friendly organic dyes.
- Screen-printed with sheet music all-over-print design
- Tagless
- Manufactured from soft, high-quality, stretchy fabric
- Skirt features pockets – thoughtfully engineered for convenience!
- Preshrunk
- Machine-washable, because we think your time is too valuable to spend at a dry cleaner!
- Imported
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